Category Archives: Jokes

Last week my wife caught me in bed with Fatima Whitbread.“It’s not what it looks like,” I pleaded.“Well, what is it then?” she asked with a puzzled look on her face.“A woman,” I replied.

I had these two lesbian neighbors who were very nice. They asked me what I wanted for my birthday and I said I wanna watch. On my birthday I received a Rolex. I guess they didn’t know what I meant … Continue reading →

“Money can’t buy you happiness” But it can buy you ecstasy… I’ll never forget the embarrassment of getting caught wanking at our local cinema, when I was 16. They had ‘Jaws’ on at the time.

I was watching the TV with my nan when our numbers came up. She jumped up, and started screaming! She nearly gave herself a heart attack! That’s the last time I take her into Argos.

I was absolutely disgusted when my best mate told me he had sex with his 15 year old daughter. Fucking slag cheated on me.

Dick Van Dyke The three most important things in a lesbian rape scene. Mikey♥