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Q and A With: HAIDYN

Q and A With: HAIDYN


CONTAINS EXPLICIT CONTENT

Haidyn is back, because he was bored… So I chose to have an Q and A with him because, I mean why not? First question comes from Spectrum, and she asks: Do you like marshmallows? Haidyn: I love them! Next Question is from Dale88TheFast: How many dildos can you fit in your mouth at one time. Haidyn: Depends on the size. Extra large then 2, Small then 3.

NOW I INTERVIEW HIM.
Photon: What are your thoughts about HabRockz now that you left?
Haidyn: It seems to have become very laggy, but I’m glad certain people have returned to staff.\

Photon: Are you and Jeremy still as close as when you were owner?
Haidyn: No, it kinda got a bit heated when I left.

Photon: What do you think about Lodus POSING as Parrack AKA Josh
Haidyn: I THINK HE’S A FUCKING LOSER, he cannot sing.

Photon: If you were to name a retro, what’d you name it?
Haidyn: Habton Hotel

Photon: If you could improve HabRockz, what key areas would you focus on?
Haidyn: I would improve the events as I’ve been on 4 hours with not ONE official event.

Photon: What’s your favorite American food?
Haidyn: Hamburgers, he said pattys so I guess Hamburgers…

Photon: In the future would you like to be friends?
Haidyn: No, I want to be your boyfriend. (HE WAS JOKING)

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Weekly Music Charts 2

1. Piece of Me – Britney Spears
2. Who’s Laughing Now – Jessie J
3. Marry The Night – Lady Gaga
4. Down with the Trumpets – Rizzle Kicks
5. Princess of China – Coldplay

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Da Goss: EXCLUSIVE: Lovers Or Fans?

LOVERS OR FANS?

The HR girls who are head over heels on our two fantastic Co-Owner, ADLL and Nicco.
The one and only sexy Andri, weighs 445kg and became the new McDonald’s favourite customer.
Andri is known for “one fart = NUCLEAR BOMB’
Nicco, the handsome and cool guy who had dated Brianna. Lovely couple, they were. It’s a shame, they broke up.
But I suppose all the jealously girls are relieved.
The girls scream, yelp and jump on their feets while clutching their hair as the two brothers arrive at the reception.
They blush like beetroots, whenever the Co-Owners seat themselves next to a random user.
We don’t know why they love the brothers but they sure act like a Justin Bieber fan.
STAY TUNED FOR MORE GOSSIP!
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Da Goss: EXCLUSIVE: ADLL struck by his OWN lightning!

Is ADLL for real? or is he just covering up his feelings for our deal poppypup? The original rumour maker has been struck by his own lightning.
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Da Goss: EXCLUSIVE – ADLL and Poppy loved up!

ADLL and poppy loved up,  are the rumours true?
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The Voice of HabRockz Awards – How will it work!?

Well, since this is an ODD fansite, we will do things differently, for those who like PIZZAZ, if thats how you spell it… No red carpet. HAHA! It’s gonna be a neon carpet, yes NEON. This years theme is: Fill your minds with COLOR. Like it? Eh, not much but whatevs…now NO formal! I want all of you to wear your WhoreSuits, yes, WhoreSuits. You can also wear your Halloween costume…(just do not wear your normal clothing!) There will be a PRICE to enter. 5C, we need to garner some revenue, it’s not for me, it’s for the winners. The winners get a prize, and we aren’t sure YET, but stay tuned! Nominees and Presenters will walk the neon carpet and autographs will be signed at tables in a separate room. The awards are expected to be about 1 hour long, and I am trying to make my fansite official before the ceremony, so I can get this official, but chances are low. Please note that if this show fails, there will NOT be one in 2013 sadly…

THE 2012 VOICE OF HABROCKZ AWARDS JANUARY 13TH


VoH FINAL/OFFICIAL FORM BELOW

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VoH Awards – Halted, by a problem.

Looks like the form I am using is being a…BITCH. Yeah, I might have to make a new account. All the old ones, will be GONE. The forms sent in will not be added into the ballot. I am so sorry for this big mishap. Therefore I have extended the voting to December 25, the awards will be delayed ’til the following Friday, January 13. I hope to see that you all vote…yet again…(facepalm)THE FIXED FORM.

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Hot OR Not!? : CANCELLED ‘TIL FURTHER NOTICE

As VoH is now laying out a plan, we will cancel some columns temporarily, and all will restart within 2012, directly after the VoH Awards on January 6th. These are our phases.

Phase 1 – Gain more staff to do more columns (MUST BE TRUSTABLE, BECAUSE THEY WILL RECIEVE Admin STATUS)

Phase 2 – Think of more productive columns, (More Columns INCLUDING HabRockz like UoTW [User of the Week] and others…)

Phase 3 – Successfully host the VoH awards (Looks very dreary from this point…err)

Phase 4 – Redo the logo (new management means new looks! Current Logo is temporary)

Phase 5 – reboot all columns with 1-3 more NEW columns!

We hope to finish these phases by the end of January.

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VoH Voting Form – Let’s Hope It Works

Sadly, I have been having problems with the form I am using, and we will need to restart this voting process. All votes on the other form will be accepted. Let’s Hope It Works…Use this form to vote, and I am sorry for the inconvenience, as people have been posing as other people and entering cuss words into text only fields…

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