Jokes: #6

Last week my wife caught me in bed with Fatima Whitbread. “It’s not what it looks like,” I pleaded. “Well, what is it then?” she asked with a puzzled look on her face. “A woman,” I replied.

Da Goss: Andri and Poppy "WANNA BE STARTING SOMETHIN’ "

Da Goss: Andri and Poppy “WANNA BE STARTING SOMETHIN’ “

So here’s the news, Lily and I will be doing Da Goss, and we will do it about, 2-3 times a week so you stay up to date with the newest gossip.

Andri and Poppy might be dating, and this is true. Reports from minge say they have been in YouTube videos together and even been doing some other things, “Kama Sutra” anyone? Andri has been denying the allegations, and Poppy seems to say “I HATE ANDRI”, which obviously hides something, Poppy, GET YOUR MIND CLEAR? Are they dating, or is it Andri trying to get his dick in a twist? Poppy also made a room saying ANDRI in halo tiles with hearts and all love crud like that. Minge supposedly send a alert to her saying: ANDRI DOESN’T LIKE YOU OMFG, GTFO! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. LOL. I feel bad for the chick, she’s been getting all these bitches going up to her and, blah!

Stay tuned for more coverage on the Andri and Poppy scandal!

Weekly Music Charts

Our weekly music charts are at the side of the page, and here are the links to them on YouTube

1. Princess of China – Coldplay


2. Piece of Me – Britney Spears


3. Who’s Laughing Now – Jessie J


4. Heart Skips A Beat – Olly Murs


5. Marry the Night – Lady Gaga

New Schedules

Well VoH is pretty jacked up with posting and posts aren’t as frequent. We will be hiring substitutes so if some of our staff is out, you can fill in for them! Here is the new schedule as well:

NEW: Music Charts –  based on my personal faves, not interesting but can introduce you to new types of music!

MONDAY: Jokes
TUESDAY: Da Goss
WEDNESDAY: Weekly Event Tactics
THURSDAY: WTF!?
FRIDAY: Trendy Wendy – Hot OR Not!?

Other:
RARE VALUES: Releases when new rares are released, may be 2-3 times a month

Have an idea for a column!? Please leave it in the comments section and we will think about it!

Oh Boy Oh Boy! :D

So, doing my normal everyday routine of logging onto habrockz, I thought why not check out the rares to see if they’ve been updated. Well guess what guys, THEY HAVE! ;D Finally!

Only disappointments are I can’t see them! D: The only visible ones for me is the Frank trophy, and the little gold dino egg 🙂 But neither the less, they are some pretty cool rares!

In my opinion I’m not so sure about the pricing of them though. The prices range from 2 coins all the way to 3,999 coins! I do think that they could try a little harder with the rares. I mean, out of all of them that I can see so far, the dino egg tops them all! I hope in the future we will be seeing customs. People would be all to show off their creavity side! Oh boy, I’m getting excited just talking about it 😀 Hopefully, if they take this idea into consideration, that my fellow readers will win! Anyways, here’s the prices! –

ads_pib / Nested Yellow Dino – 3,999c.

ads_frank_trophy / Big Frank Trophy – 12c.

Nonvisible –

gld_stool2 – 2c

gld_stool1 – 2c

gld_carpet – 3c.

gld_pennant – 6c.

gld_badgewall_tall – 3c.

gld_wall_tall – 3c.

Thanks for reading!

RARE VALUES ; & MORE!

Why hello der! My names Dylan, but you may also know me as Biosilk. Today, I will be talking about rares and mentioning some of their values.

– Now a days, people don’t buy rares with coins, or even bet with coins! I believe that if we don’t keep a balanced economy with coins and rares, it’ll just go out of whack! So that’s why on this rare value site, I won’t be determining rares by coins, but by red thrones. But enough of my rambling, here’s some values!

RT = Red throne.

RARES –

Red throne – 1 RT

Hologirl/Boy – 1 RT

Petal patch – 1-2 RT

Dino – 2 RT. (High Demand)

Habbo Cola – 2 RT ( Not many circling around the hotel, therefore they are hard to buy and trade.)

Black dice master – 1 RT

SUPERS – ( Just a few off the top of my head )

Gold Ice cream machine – 1-3 RT

Green parasol – 2 RT

Purple parasol – 3-4 RT

Yellow parasol – 1-2 RT

Chocolate Ice cream machine – 1-2 RT

That’s all I could think of right now guys! If you need any rares/supers/ultras priced, just drop a comment below or add me on Habbrockz! User : Biosilk

– Later dudes , 😀

Da Goss: Narb steals Jakes look, and he’s not too SNAPED about it

Da Goss: Narb steals Jakes look, and he’s not too SNAPED about it

Eh, don’t you HATE when people steal your looks, and then add a feature and CLAIM it’s theirs? Yeah, well Jakes can totally relate to that. One FINE day I was hanging out with Jakes, Desiree and Narb. Jakes told Desiree to dress as him in girl form, LOL. Instead of Desiree dressing as a girl, Narb did, and he was EXACTLY like Jakes, with a pink bow on his hair. Jakes demanded him to court (THIS IS REAL BITCHES!) and Narb refused to come! Honestly, I’d hate when people steal my looks, but I wouldn’t go to court. It’s called PLAGERISM of a customized avatar.

Jokes: #5

I had these two lesbian neighbors who were very nice. They asked me what I wanted for my birthday and I said I wanna watch. On my birthday I received a Rolex. I guess they didn’t know what I meant when I said “I WANNA WATCH”

ROTW 3: Haunted Mansion, Hot OR Not!?

NOTE: This contains opinions, please leave opinions with no vile langauge or insults or it will be deleted. This is my opinion and some will not agree.


NOTICE: Sorry for the delay! I totally forgot to go to the winners rooms!


This week’s ROTW has concluded with 3 winners, having to design a haunted house. Emilyy say they are marvelous and I am sure they are, but there is always ONE that doesn’t really hit me. 


ROOM 1 – First Place: …ttylloser…

Read the stickies and be forever fucked…

…ttylloser… has entered another time! Yet making a stunning yet disturbing room. It is not very large and it is sorta dark which is soooooooooooooooooo annoying but just visit it and…IDK, but BEWARE!

ROOM 2 – Second Place: Kyrie


Unfortunately, Kyrie’s room was locked so I could not screen shot it or go in and review it.




ROOM 3 – Third Place: PopTartz

Dark…SPOOKY!

Another sexy-ass mansion here! This is not scary but it features stunning architecture! The spooky part; there were moving scarecrows and feet! D:

My Ratings

…ttylloser… – 9.4

Kyrie – N/A

PopTartz – 9.1

Update!

Hey guys, I’ve been real busy with school and all.

I hope soon, i’ll be back in full swing!

I’m now the head of Rare values.

Tell me what you think some reasonable pricings are on some supers/rares/ultras!

– I enjoy feedback! :3

– Later dudes.